"Boats & hoes"

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legalmexican:

intensional:

dang..

Omg

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

(via i-suck-dick)

tennants-hair:

*stays home* i should’ve gone out

*goes out* i should’ve stayed home

(via damn-funny)